My hero!This guy pickups a cheerleader-type chick at a bar. He quickly comes to realize she's the annoying talkitive type, but ignores it because he knows he's getting laid. So he's back to her apartment and he's going down on her when she starts talking again just non-stop, so he gets up, walks to her kitchen, and grabs a roll of duct tape and shuts her up. My hero!
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Familiar Shadows Chp. 2Chapter 2Familiar Shadows Chp. 2
“Someone’s here.” Faêrin said, breaking the silence.
“I know, it’s only Jalos bringing our payment.” The reply was barely audible, almost as if Saybriel was perturbed by the interrupted silence.
“I don’t think so. If it is, he’s not alone.”
Saybriel looked up at Faêrin for the first time in the brief conversation, wondering what this could mean. “It’s almost time to meet Jalos, we should go to the clearing and see what’s happening.”
“You should bring a weapon just in case.” The comment was unnecessary as Saybriel had already begun to remove his knife from the h
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Familiar Shadows - revampedChapter 1Familiar Shadows - revamped
The hunt, a perfect metaphor for Saybriel’s life. This time the prey is an adolescent buck, its antlers just beginning to grow in. Saybriel kept it running in the direction he chose while Faêrin circled around the deer to cut it off. The buck was running with the fear and adrenaline of imminent death, yet Saybriel used the adrenaline from the thrill of the hunt to keep pace with the fleeing creature. Saybriel saw the streak of silver fur and knew it was time. Saybriel ran off to the left side of the deer, steering it right into the waiting jaws of Faêrin. The deer collided with the massive, silver wolf and was dead, its
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Amerigo RoundNow for the premise… pre-mise… pre-miser. Of course! Someone who will become stingy with their money, its brilliant! (insert product placement for Guinness draught).Amerigo Round
We start in a land far from a land you know; a land of mystery; a land called Vespuccia. Our protagonist here is a man far from a man you know; a man of mystery; a man called Amerigo Round Vespucci. He like carnival rides. But no one knows why. Hence, the mystery.
As Amerigo is sailing across the land (somehow), he sings his desires and lusts. ARV: Tresemme, Tresemme, ou la la! *flips hair dramatically*
His compatriot, Bob,
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3020 Prologue3230 A.D.3020 Prologue
United States Government Research Facility: Omega Located somewhere in Earth's high orbit.
“Welcome to Omega Dr. Tabolin. Before we begin I want you to be absolutely clear that by accepting this job you will be completely cut off from the outside world and any civilian contact whatsoever as long as you are employed at Omega. No one may know about Omega, not even God All-mighty himself. Do you understand?”
“Yes, yes I understand. I’m fully aware of the concept of a secret.”
“Good, then let’s begin. As you know, Omega is a top secret research facility dedicated to genetic adva
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- Current Residence: Keira Knightley's bushes.
- Interests: Keira Knightley
- Favourite movie: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9a2VpcmEga25pZ2h0bGV5f
- Favourite genre of music: wrok!
- Operating System: My penis, when im looking at Keira Knightley.
- MP3 player of choice: im just a poor boy, nobody loves me!
- Shell of choice: Turtles in a half-shell
- Wallpaper of choice: Keira Knightley pictures taken from her bushes.
- Skin of choice: Keira Knightley's (mmm thats creepy)
- Favourite game: Stalking Keira Knightley
- Favourite gaming platform: the platform on which I fuck Keira Knightley. RIGHT IN THE ASS!!!
- Favourite cartoon character: They don't make a Keira Knightley cartoon.
- Personal Quote: Keira Knightley. RIGHT IN THE ASS!!!
- Tools of the Trade: An extremely giant...... peanut butter jar
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