I just saw an amazing scene on television in which i have found the new man i shall model my life after.
This guy pickups a cheerleader-type chick at a bar. He quickly comes to realize she's the annoying talkitive type, but ignores it because he knows he's getting laid. So he's back to her apartment and he's going down on her when she starts talking again just non-stop, so he gets up, walks to her kitchen, and grabs a roll of duct tape and shuts her up. My hero!